![]() Just so you know, you really enjoyed the sex we had in my dream last night.LoveThisPic is a place for people to come and share inspiring pictures, quotes, DIYs, and How about you make my day a little more interesting and send me a dirty pic? Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants. Roses are red, violets are blue, all my naughty thoughts (and naughty memes) involve you. Let’s settle this argument like adults in the bedroom naked. You remind me of my pinkie toe – sooner or later I’m gonna bang you on a table. Looking for fresh, new memes? Here are some new ones I just added in Apri 2021! What do you do to keep the spark alive in your marriage? I also have a collection of Christian marriage advice tips that you might find helpful and over 40 funny I love you memes you might want to check out too. If you enjoyed this post, you might also enjoy the post my husband wrote about why sex matters so much to your husband. Like this post? It’s been so popular I created a follow-up post with 20 MORE sex memes plus a free printable so you can make your own! You’re gonna love ’em! You could send them these throughout the course of a day or even a week! There’s only one precious and that must be you!Īnd last but certainly not least is this series of “slideshows” to send your spouse. ![]() When people say, “It’s better than sex,” they clearly aren’t having the right kind of sex…īeards can be red, a blade can glow blue. I couldn’t help but notice that you’re mind-blowingly hot. You can’t say no to Uncle Sam! I want you to have sex with me. You’ve earned your way to the top of my To Do list. Specifically, my vagina hugging your penis.Īnother great meme for the Star Wars fan. Sorry what was that? I was too busy imagining having sex with you. So simple and yet one of my favorite sex memes 2018 for him. You are my sunshine and my rain, basically, you make me hot and wet. Here’s to Hump Day as in a non-Wednesday sense of the word. One of my favorite sex memes 2018 for her! I don’t always want to have sex with you. You don’t want to have sex? Challenge accepted!Įven though you are not bacon or tequila, I would still like to lick you! Great to send to someone you’ve been married to for years. I want to do things to you that I’ve already done dozens of times. Bring me chocolate too.ĭon’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I wish it were you.Īgain, another great flirty meme for the Star Wars fan! Oh, so you just assume I want to have sex with you? You’re right! And now I also want chocolate. Let’s watch a movie, and by movie, I mean do it on the couch. How many movies have you watched that turned into sex? I need one of those hugs that turns into sex. Can I touch it…with my vagina?Īny other Battlestar Galactica fans out there? Let’s frack like Caprica 6 and Gaius Baltar in one of those weird maybe-I’m-not-real sequences. I want to practice making babies with you over and over again.īeards are in right now and so is this flirty meme, ha ha! The perfect sex meme if you’re trying to get pregnant! Seems like a great flirty meme to send him! He’ll love it when you send him this sex meme!Ī little dance, then let us take off our pants! To the husband who, no matter what having kids has done to my body, still seems to want to nail me. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete. This one is perfect if your man loves Star Wars! You’re the Obi Wan for me! If you don’t want to send an image, you could always just text the written portion too.Ī Collection of the BEST Flirty Memes on the Internet! Some I have sent him a few times, but he still seems to enjoy these sex memes whether it’s the 1st or 10th time I’ve sent them to him. I hope you (and your spouse!) enjoy these! Any time I’m looking for a sex meme for him, I just come back to this post a pick one or two to send him. But, for more PG-13 rated material, these are great! ![]() Of course, if you’re feeling adventurous you could go for some pictures you take yourself. I thought it might be helpful to share my collection with those of you who wish to also show your husband or wife some love during the day. Over the years I’ve collected quite a few flirty memes. It’s a quick, easy way to let your spouse know you’re thinking of them during the day. One of my favorite things to do is send him flirty memes sometimes. One of the things we try to do is to make sure we take time to flirt throughout our day. It must show, because people sometimes ask me how we’ve managed to keep the spark alive after all these years, with 7 little kids running around no less! I’m happier in our relationship now than I’ve ever been. My husband and I have been married for over 18 years, but we’ve been together for 21.
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